i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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