I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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