..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
