Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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