I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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