Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Randomize
