"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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