I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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