We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
