she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
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He kissed a someone with a penis
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.