Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"