so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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