But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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