"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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