How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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