More tranny stories later!
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
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turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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