Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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