I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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