arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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