Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
You need a sexual gate keeper
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
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