since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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