To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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