New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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