the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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