Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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