ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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