Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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