What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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