if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
This is sufficient.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
I dont know to explain this.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
How's your threesome situation going?
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Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom