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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living

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  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  This is sufficient.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.

  (352): View more from Florida

  And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Dude you has no fucking this poptart

  (719): View more from Colorado

  What?

  (843): View more from South Carolina

  I dont know to explain this.

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• (718): View more from New York

  I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  How's your threesome situation going?

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  Optimistic

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom

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