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(703): View more from Virginia

fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST

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(417): View more from Missouri

oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler

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(801): View more from Utah

i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?

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(319): View more from Iowa

You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many

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(415): View more from California

i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap

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(214): View more from Texas

Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"

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(302): View more from Delaware

Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.

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