I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.