love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
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His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
what food is Colorado known for?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me