I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
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another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
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Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.