The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
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he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long