I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
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it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
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I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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