Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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