The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Randomize
