You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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