I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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