we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
My vagina is very pro this idea
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