Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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