But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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