when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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