please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
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Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
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Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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