It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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