Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Ketchup is God's man juice
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
