Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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