did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
