I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Randomize
