Do vagina's smell?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
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but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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