what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
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You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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