Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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