Whod you bang
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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Girls should come with a carfax report
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
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so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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