dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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