I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
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YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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