Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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