Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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