Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
