i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We need to get me chipped asap
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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