Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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