Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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