I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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