HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
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On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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